The Many Moods of LaMarcus

Every time the Blazers lose a game there is an instant over-analysis of if LaMarcus is happy in Portland. (Err – Tough loss against the Pacers last night, but luckily I was able to consult my LaMarcus cheat sheet.)

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Boozer has no idea what he’s doing.

Boozer has no idea what he’s doing.

Posted on May 6, 2013

I have nothing against Carlos Boozer. But He has messed up enough of my fantasy leagues that his name is synonymous to “DO NOT PUT HIM ON YOUR TEAM”

So that means that the Blazers will offer El Booze Loco a multimillion dollar contract this summer in a sign-and-trade instead of going after J. Noah…

I’m amazed the Bulls made it to the 2nd round (Thanks BRKLY! …) Especially because Boozer genuinely looks like he has no clue what is going on out on the court. His head also makes me uncomfortable…

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Emperor Batum

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With averages of 20.1 points, 6.0 rebounds, 3.4 assists, 2.0 steals and 1.09 blocks per game, Batum isn’t just averaging career highs in nearly every statistical category, he’s also among NBA leaders in multiple areas

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The real reason why D’Antoni got hired…

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*You may not get the humor if you’ve never been to Staples Center. But rest assured it has to do with $2 tacos…

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