LEGENDS OF A HARDWOOD TEMPLE!

Dayyyyyyam!

Pop is undefeated in the playoffs, and LeBron hasn’t lost 2 consecutive games since Jan 10. I’m stoked for The Finals.

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Boozer has no idea what he’s doing.

Boozer has no idea what he’s doing.

Posted on May 6, 2013

I have nothing against Carlos Boozer. But He has messed up enough of my fantasy leagues that his name is synonymous to “DO NOT PUT HIM ON YOUR TEAM”

So that means that the Blazers will offer El Booze Loco a multimillion dollar contract this summer in a sign-and-trade instead of going after J. Noah…

I’m amazed the Bulls made it to the 2nd round (Thanks BRKLY! …) Especially because Boozer genuinely looks like he has no clue what is going on out on the court. His head also makes me uncomfortable…

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Knicks are playing great, but what Raymond thinking about…

For those of you who don’t know, Raymond Felton came into the Blazers 2011-2012 season after the NBA lockout 28 pounds overweight…

… and tore apart our locker room, got our coach fired, and kept us out of the playoffs… before going to New York and playing better.

So yes. No one from Portland likes Felton.

And I swear, in the playoffs, every time Felton has the ball he has a look that screams ‘Should I get the blue cheese bacon or the southwest barbeque burger?”

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How I imagine Pat Riley wakes up every morning

Been a while! I apologize interwebs – spring has been crazy for me.

Here’s an update on the NBA: Lebron is still good.

And on that note… a quicky… This is how I imagine Pat Riley wakes up… every morning… (Yes he wakes up in a suit)

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Oh NBA, how I love thee so.

Anyone else watch Bama vs. ND? Didn’t think so. (Go Ducks. Sup with chu Chip Kelly) The real powerhouse match up was KG vs Melo. As much of a Blazer homer as I am, I actually own both these jerseys:

1) Garnett: Because KG on the Timberswolves was ridiculous (he was 90% of the reason I drank milk as a child)

2) Melo: Because sometimes I like to get my coach(es) fired. And remember that ridiculous gum that came out when Melo was drafted? Sweet. Oh. Eff? That’s Lebron? I swear Melo had a Bubblicious line too.

On to the comic. I can’t wait for the next match up, March 26th, it’s going to be a blood bath. Neither could Quentin Tarantino.melo-kg-knicks-celtics

PS. Melo. Too much aggression. Watch Lebron demonstrating the correct way to react to KG:

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Avery Johnson doesn’t like questions from the media or Santa.

click to enlarge comicavery-johnsonLittle love for Coach AJ this Christmas season, but 2013 is a new year!

Whoa! Kinda dropped the ball (see what I did there) the last few weeks. But never fret, the Rozball-Team-Of-One is back in action and ready to deliver to your internet procrastinating needs. ONWARD!

Oh, and Blazers are entering 2013 with a winning record. Sco’Zers.

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Emperor Batum

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With averages of 20.1 points, 6.0 rebounds, 3.4 assists, 2.0 steals and 1.09 blocks per game, Batum isn’t just averaging career highs in nearly every statistical category, he’s also among NBA leaders in multiple areas

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