For those of you who don’t know, Raymond Felton came into the Blazers 2011-2012 season after the NBA lockout 28 pounds overweight…
… and tore apart our locker room, got our coach fired, and kept us out of the playoffs… before going to New York and playing better.
So yes. No one from Portland likes Felton.
And I swear, in the playoffs, every time Felton has the ball he has a look that screams ‘Should I get the blue cheese bacon or the southwest barbeque burger?”
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Oh NBA, how I love thee so.
Anyone else watch Bama vs. ND? Didn’t think so. (Go Ducks. Sup with chu Chip Kelly) The real powerhouse match up was KG vs Melo. As much of a Blazer homer as I am, I actually own both these jerseys:
1) Garnett: Because KG on the Timberswolves was ridiculous (he was 90% of the reason
I drank milk as a child)
2) Melo: Because sometimes I like to get my coach(es) fired. And remember that ridiculous gum that came out when Melo was drafted?
Sweet. Oh. Eff? That’s Lebron? I swear Melo had a Bubblicious line too.
On to the comic. I can’t wait for the next match up, March 26th, it’s going to be a blood bath. Neither could Quentin Tarantino.
PS. Melo. Too much aggression. Watch Lebron demonstrating the correct way to react to KG:
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Jokes aside, I really believe there’s a good >28% chance this conversation actually occurred…
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